A runner’s stamina in the sack can ruin other lovers for you Their lifestyle will make you think you don't care enough about your health If you insist on dating a runner, you better like making conversation about running-related stuff over and over and over Their hobby will hijack every trip and vacation They most likely won't wear the fancy pants in your relationship They're usually up and running during critical snuggling hours (Pun intended) If you love date nights on weekends, better get used to masturbating
There’ll be plenty of occasions to save them, and you won't always like doing it Running stuff and food eats up all their money They can be a bit finicky about their diet You have to deal with the crank they become when they can’t run You may never know if they like you for you or just your massage skills
The thing you heard about runners’ homes smelling like shoes is true Their laundry piles faster than they can get them Runners' feet aren’t as easy on the eyes as the rest of them
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